We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep
Ket Tackyâs gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep
I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks
thatâs our melody
On the market weâll be very rich one day youâll see

On the market I saw grandmaâ Ruth she offered me a pig
Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig
so I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the truck
Then she got very mad and I said: "Who gives a ------".

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Get the truck loaded weâve a long way to go
Get the truck rollinâ away from Idaho
Keep the wheels movinâ all the way to Walnut Grove
and I know and I know weâre gonna see the money flow.

Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake
He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake
he said: "Snakeskin tires!" They will match up perfect with my boots.
Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute!

Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads
I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred
but the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the truck
Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back

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