Moaning in the elevator
Crowded in the ladies’ stall
Mama heard the screaming
But it didn’t hurt at all

Hanging up inside the coat room
Taking our chances in the second row
I’m flushed and I’m flustered
All because you told me so

Fish are flying
Birds are swimming
Now the bang’s in the beginning
Stars are dancing in the daylight
The sun’s out at night
All because
You told me so

Bells are flying
Eggs are ringing
White is losing
Red is winning
When your alibi is air tight
Still isn’t right
But I don’t care