Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the "Mac" said you've got to go back you know they didn't even give us a chance
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris, honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say, you can make it O.K. you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton talking in our beds for a week.
The newspapers said, say what you're doing in bed I said we're only trying to get us some peace
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me

Saving up your money for a rainy day, giving all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
Oh boy, when you're dead you don't take nothing with you but your soul - think

Made a lightning trip to Vienna eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said she's gone to his head they look just like two guruns in drag
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me

Caught the early plane back to London fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said we wish you success it's good to have the both of you back
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going they're going to crucify me
The way things are going they're going to crucify me