You won’t find me in your handbook of heroes and you won’t see me in your hall of fame
All the girls they come around and remove their mystery
Do you get the picture
I can get embarrassed too you know
And I would be a perfect host
I would vaseline my teeth for you

I’ve been counting on a brave exhibition
Oh, I’m unsuitable
You would kiss me just like you used too
Then I might take a chance too

My doctor is ill, my teacher’s gone on holidays
Looks like I’m on my own
I’m so scared to be alone with you
Do you get the picture
I can a little nervous do you know
All the girls they come around and take off their mystery
Oh no

I’ve been counting on a brave exhibition
Oh, I’m unsuitable
You would kiss me just like you used too
Then I might take a chance too
On you

CHORUS

I’ve been counting on a brave exhibition
Oh, I’m unsuitable
You would kiss me just like you used too
Then I might take a chance too
On you